May 2013
hallmoniter:
dont date me im jealous and insecure
lameborghini:
ive been annoyed ever since i was born
me: why does no one like me
person: i like you
me: thanks
me: why does no one like me
supermassiveasshole:
when i was like 12 i used to hate one really bitchy and annoying girl from our class so i sent her a text “you will die in 7 days” during a class and she burst into tears and her mum went to police and i was so scared so i flushed my phone down the toilet
paynenvy:
hahry:
should i do homework or burn my school
the first one sounds like a lot of work
meladoodle:
cybercum:
meladoodle:
*flirts with mirror*
mirror: “pls stop”
jinn0uchi:
dendropsyche:
OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck
i cant sleep but im sleepy do you see my fuckin problem
bonesfeelcold:
dinosaurs64:
kardashitans:
do u ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs
theyre the ghosts of bugs that youve killed
i wish i could unread this
peregr1ne:
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
paradisaic:
i would NEVER want to share a bed with someone what the hell!! i roll around and wake up like doing snow angels on my bed i am so selfish i will kick your asleep ass off the bed no regret no remorse get away
burgrs:
A wild CUTIE appeared!
What will U do?
SMOOCH
CUDDLE
TAKE OUT 4 PIZZA
ADMIRE FROM SAFE DISTANCE
peewentz:
do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff
danimansutti:
really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”
wow i either have 0 feelings or all feelings at once
No Harvard graduate has ever solved this riddle....
adamusprime:
I am ill, I am real, I might got a deal.
I pop bottles and I have the right kind of build.
I am cold, I am dope, I might sell coke.
I’m always in the air, but I never fly coach.
What am I?
